"If you marry the right person, everyday is Valentine's day.
Marry the wrong person, everyday is Martyrs' Day.
Marry the lazy person, everyday is Labor Day.
Marry the rich person, everyday is New Year's Day.
Marry the immature person, everyday would seem like Children's Day.
Marry a cheater or liar, everyday will become April Fool's Day.
And if you don't get married, everyday is Independence Day."